No, I am not referring to my inability to use an IPhone or any sort of talk functions on any model of cellular device, although I am sure the average elementary school student is more adept than me. I am not talking about the facial horror i have a tough time hiding when I see my fifth grader is the only one in his class without said cell phone.

What I am talking about is us, the parents. We are obsessed with our phones and all that they can do. We text while walking the dog, talk on…